Why Moe is Great: Moe controls stuff with his mind. This one time I saw him take off some hot chick's pants with telekinesis. Her panties, like, not her outer pants like American gentlemen call them.
And another reason Moe is great is because he's so fast. Once, he had a scissors an this really hot girl is all like I bet you can't cut off all my clothes without me noticing and Moe just goes 'Look down' and she did and her clothes were on the floor all cut up and she screamed and ran upstairs and when Moe didn't follow her she got angry and tied him up.
