This one time Anto and Moe went out to buy some pleasure enhancing lube, and they saw this junkie who was all like: Give me your handbag, to this really old, like 90 years old Granny. So Anto was all like: This is uncool-and they decided to do something about it. So they went over and Anto punches the old Granny in the face for taking the junkie's handbag, and bein all obtuse now that the poor guy wanted it back, and the junkie gets all emotional and goes: Yeah. Then Moe jumps on the junkie and starts injecting his spine with molten lead, and Anto was like: Peace and Love, Moe, but Moe kept doing it, until the junkie was all full up with lead, and then Anto and Moe had sex with the Granny RIGHT THERE and she was very good despite her antiquity and it was great.

My friend Cecile is so cool, she actually KNOWS Anto and Moe and they let her bring them grapes and things and its SO COOL!

And this one time Anto and Moe were building a fort and thay needed another piece of wood or something so Cecile CHEWED OFF HER OWN ARM and they used that-and like I would have totally done that too and so would my dad coz I asked him and he said anyone would do that for Anto and Moe coz they are brave and stalwart citizens.

Fellow Club Members!

The Anto and Moe fan club meeting is on in Rebecca's shed this Sunday. Bring lemonade, and remember girls-this week is kissing technique and comparing breast size week!

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